Do you think you're funny?
Yes. Yes we do.
How do I clean my Motorola flip phone?
With The Glass Is Always Cleaner and a time machine.
What is the definition of dirty?
1. covered or marked with an unclean substance.
2. the current state of your home if you haven’t cleaned with Truman’s
What is the dirtiest city in the country?
We have it narrowed down to 5:
Grimesland, North Carolina
Mud Lick, Kentucky
Stinking Bay, Arkansas
What is the dirtiest movie on Netflix?
Hey now, we’re not going to recommend a dirty movie. Can we interest you in The Truman Show?
What is the dirtiest song on Spotify?
That’s easy. Dirrty by Christina Aguilera. Next question.
When did cleaning get so complicated?
At the dawn of the century, Big Cleaning began...wait, we have a whole section on this. Check it out.
Who invented dirt?
As the expression goes, God made dirt and dirt won’t hurt. Wait, it will hurt. It’ll hurt a lot. Order Truman’s and stop the hurt.
Why am I so dirty?
Maybe you’re not a customer. Maybe you’re out of refills. Maybe you just like it dirty? We need a little more info to address your question.
Will Truman's clean up my dirty Facebook pictures?
Truman’s will only clean the screens on which your dirty Facebook pictures appear. The Glass Is Always Cleaner will make sure those salacious JPEGs of yours show up in crystal clear resolution on phones, tablets or computer monitors. Just make sure you use a cloth...for the cleaner. Gross.